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    Home»Arts»‘Jurassic World: Rebirth’ makes for a case for the franchise’s extinction
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    ‘Jurassic World: Rebirth’ makes for a case for the franchise’s extinction

    Hunter FriesenBy Hunter FriesenJuly 2, 20254 Mins Read
    Scarlett Johansson and Jonathan Bailey in the film Jurassic World: Rebirth
    Jonathan Bailey and Scarlett Johansson in “Jurassic World: Rebirth.” Photo courtesy of Universal Pictures

    Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me six times – shame on both of us, I guess?

    In its 32-year existence and now seven-film catalog, the “Jurassic Park” franchise has produced only a single decent entry: Steven Spielberg’s iconic 1993 original. A .142 batting average would get a Major League Baseball player sent down to the minors the next day. In Hollywood, it nets you billions of dollars.

    “Rebirth” is the worst kind of baseball player: the kind who strikes out looking. Despite nearly all its swings missing by an ever-increasing number the longer it stood at the plate, the “Jurassic World” collection at least had the gumption to imagine what might come next in the prehistoric cycle of life. “Rebirth” isn’t remotely concerned with evolution — just survival. But it’s a scientific fact that 99.9% of species that have ever existed on Earth are extinct. Time has proven that survival isn’t enough. Now I’m counting down the days until this franchise gets booted from that exclusive 0.1% club.

    It’s no secret that nostalgia – in its most weaponized form – has been the oxygen keeping this dying flame from going out completely. Nostalgia for the first time you saw a dinosaur on screen, seeming so real you could’ve walked up and touched it. Nostalgia for John Williams’ score, which instantly evokes a sweeping grandeur. Nostalgia for the one-liners delivered by likable characters. “Rebirth” attempts to mimic all that without an ounce of shame. Even when it hits the target – which, to be clear, isn’t often – the impact is diluted.

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    Another shady company wants something from another dinosaur-infested island, which means another ragtag group of characters must defy another set of million-to-one odds to live to see another day. Supplying the financial motivation is Martin Krebs (Rupert Friend), a representative of ParkerGenix, whose top scientists have discovered that the blood of three specific dinosaurs is the final ingredient in a miracle cure for heart disease.

    Ex-special forces Zora Bennett (Scarlett Johansson) is the hired muscle. Dr. Henry Loomis (Jonathan Bailey) provides the on-the-ground paleontology expertise. And Duncan Kincaid (Mahershala Ali) is the only boat captain brave enough to venture into certain death. A few other expedition members tag along, but their absence from the movie poster makes it clear: their sole purpose is to become dinosaur food.

    With stars like this, there’s an innate likability to these characters. Unfortunately, you leave the theater with nothing more than what you brought in. I’d estimate that 80% of Bailey’s character is his cute glasses and sweater.

    Returning from the original film and its immediate sequel, “The Lost World: Jurassic Park,” screenwriter David Koepp pushes past all notions of characterization, truncating important aspects like motivation and depth. Running in conjunction – and sometimes parallel – to all of this is the story of a family stranded on the island after a whale-like dinosaur called a Mosasaur capsizes their boat. Their fight for survival grinds down any sense of momentum and tension, with long stretches of children in weightless peril.

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    Director Gareth Edwards at least has the sense to create a pretty picture through some sun-baked imagery. As evidenced by his 2014 “Godzilla” film and “The Creator,” Edwards has a knack for establishing large-scale spectacle. What needs to be improved is executing on that promise. There isn’t a signature moment of awe or terror here, just several OK-ish copy-and-paste sequences from previous entries.

    It’s worth pointing out that I’ve never had a fascination for either this franchise or dinosaurs in general. Heck, I didn’t see “Jurassic Park” until 2020, and that was because a local cinema programmed it to stay afloat during the COVID-19 drought, and I was going through withdrawals from not being in the theater for months.

    But even if these retreads hit all the right buttons for you, don’t you want more? Don’t you want to see at least an attempt at charting a new path? A better word than “rebirth” would have been “regurgitation.”

    ‘Jurassic World: Rebirth’ Review 2/5 Stars

    Universal Pictures will release “Jurassic World: Rebirth” in theaters nationwide on July 2.


    Eden Prairie resident Hunter Friesen is a film critic who owns and operates The Cinema Dispatch, a website where he writes reviews, essays, and more. He currently serves as the president of the Minnesota Film Critics Association and travels the globe covering film festivals both big and small. To view his entire body of work, you can visit his website and Instagram.

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